A trip down memory lane

Today I was going through my old phone and deleting everything so I can give it to a friend and I went through some old texts. They were from a year a go when I was dating my now current ex and it was a cute convo and we called each other babe and all the cute junk. It just took me back to when I used to be in love and had different friends. It made me see how my of a dumb ass my ex is now compared to a year ago well people do change. Back then he had a job a HOT girlfriend ( me) and his life was pretty good and then he threw away everything. Now he smokes (substances that are possibly illegal) he has no job and no hot girlfriend. Well I guess I'm better off now that I see what his life has come to. I have a job and had an interesting time with a couple guys this year (Carlos and Stephan) oh good times. Well it was nice to flashback to the time I was in a relationship with a guy that wanted to go watch Dear John and may have shed a tear or two. Those were they days now I'm off to bigger and better things and hotter, manlier men.

Hes back form the dead can't he go back?

So I hung out with my ex the other day... and lets just say it was interesting. Let me start form the begging last week I got a text from him ( weird we haven't talked in forever) and he asked if I wanted to hang out. I'm thinking what the hell do you want to hang out with me for ( reasonable thought) so I confided in my best girl  for advise on how to handle this awkward situation. I told him we could hang out when I got off work to see what he wanted cause he had to be working some angle. Being the awesome bitch I am I went home after work to change and waited for him to text me about hanging out (making him think I forgot) which I was kinda hoping he wouldn't but hes a persistent one and really wanted to hang out. For some reason he wanted to meet downtown so of course I'm on time and hes late (typical boy). Here's where it got weird he took me to his house after we met up. I know where he lives we dated for awhile and I was there on numerous occasions but whatever. So we get back to his house and watch a movie and then I see why he wanted to hang out so badly. He has his arm around me and getting super close to me WTF!!!!! He was the one who broke up with me in the first place did he forget? I take it that hes lonely and realized what he has been missing but he will have to keep missing it cause I'm not going through that again but we can be friends.... yeahhhh friendsss.

Foreign dude in the cowboy hat

So I was on a family vaca and got hit on by some foreign dude that I could tell was trying really hard to impress me well I'm not easily impressed so it didn't work at all but let me start from the beginning. I was walking in downtown Jackson Hole with my dad when I spotted a place that did hair wraps and I thought it would be cool for summer. I go in the place and sit in the chair while this guy gets the stuff ready. My dad goes to look around the guy starts to talk to me. At first its a normal conversation "hi where you from" that kinda stuff. So I find out that hes from Italy and "fought in the army" seems a little odd that he would go from a gun to hairs wraps but whatever. Anyway as hes putting in the hair wrap he asks my name and tells me how beautiful it is when I tell him but it didn't stop there he also tells me how beautiful my hair is too. Of course when my dad comes back he stops taking to me all together and when he leaves he asks my age and when I tell him he says "oh so your legal" sorry buddy but I'm not that kinda legal! After that it just got weird thank god my dad came back. Oh and the hair wrap fell out a few days later maybe he should of paid more attention to what he was doing and not my hair and my legalness. I guess that's what you for letting a foreign solder do your hair.