Operation cockblock

Prom seasons here YAY! NOT! Why am I not excited well lets just say last year it was far short from perfect but anyway lets talk about Fred. Fred is one of the most awkward guys you could possibly meet and he wants to ask me to prom. So last week he asked me to lunch thinking that it was just a friends thing but oh no he had a hidden plot that my friend informed me of that morning.He was rejected by a girl he asked to prom the day before and was on the prowl for a date. I had no clue what to do but I knew for a fact I didn't want to go with this awkward "boy" (pretty sure hes going to be gay) so when lunch came around I asked my girl who can be a bitch when needed so this was the perfect time for her to let out her inner bitchiness. Fred was not expecting that I would bring her and I'm pretty sure he wasn't to happy about it. On the way to lunch me and my girl decided to talk about "18 year old things" to make him feel awkward (pretty sure it worked). I knew that he wasn't going to ask me now that my girl was with us so I was safe for now. He still hasn't asked me thank god! Hopefully he wont but I know if he tries my girls got my back :)