The bitch is back

So the bitch has been in Hawaii for the past week thank god! But now shes back shit... even though I knew she would come back a small part of me was hoping that she would get eaten by a shark or got swept   away by a huge tide but no shes fine. Well there goes wishful thinking. So yesterday she was back in my class and we had to do a project at Old Navy the task was to give a guy a makeover. See with her involved in this its gong to go terribly wrong poor guy. She cant even dress herself how the hell can she dress someone else? Well its simple she cant. She picked out the ugliest shirts and cant match shits with pants to save her life. Me and the "victim" were talking and you could tell he was thinking what have I got myself into well thank god I was there to save the day. (insert epic theme music) She actually tried to pair a dark navy shirt with a pair or dark wash jeans if you have the slightest good taste in clothes you know that's wrong. So I told her to get some khakis for the poor boy to go with the shirt here's what she said "oh that's what I meant" UH HUH sureee so FYI in her world jeans mean khakis? She should just stick to her day job on the corner.